Wow. This… well it raises so many questions. Does Jeremy Renner know his agent hates him? Why does Gemma Arterton have an American accent in a European period piece? What period is it anyway? Can the steampunk aesthetic just fuck off and die already? Does Peter Stormare have to appear in films of this ilk? Could this actually be worse than The Brothers Grimm? Jesus, could it actually be worse than Van Helsing? I wonder if this counts as religious persecution against Wiccans?

From the director of Dead Snow, by the way.

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